The Children's Off Topic Thread

Unread post by **Stephen** » 23 Mar 2016, 07:36

The mule. .

Unread post by **qbman1** » 23 Mar 2016, 10:16

England 53-5 against Afghanistan !!

By the way Steph, that's illegal !!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 23 Mar 2016, 11:39

Only if you get caught. And it's Beryl to you

Unread post by **qbman1** » 23 Mar 2016, 11:46

Bit of a comeback - finished on 142 and taken the first 3 Afghan wickets cheaply

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 23 Mar 2016, 12:59

I still like the frog

Unread post by **qbman1** » 23 Mar 2016, 13:07

Ribit

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Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 23 Mar 2016, 15:34

A decisive win in Afganistan is a rare thing

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 23 Mar 2016, 15:35

Cricket is as boring as deck quoits and the syndicate quiz

Unread post by **qbman1** » 23 Mar 2016, 15:48

Now, about this frog......

Unread post by **Stephen** » 23 Mar 2016, 15:58

You mean this one

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Sh*t, shouldn't have done that. Now the plumbing is straining

Unread post by **qbman1** » 23 Mar 2016, 16:00

Flick lever to the left.....

Unread post by **Stephen** » 23 Mar 2016, 16:02

Done that earlier. Trouble was I forgot to flick it back. NURSE the screens please!

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 23 Mar 2016, 16:32

Damp shoes?

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 23 Mar 2016, 16:37

Or wet hair .... ?

Unread post by **Stephen** » 23 Mar 2016, 17:21

I wasn't joking

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 23 Mar 2016, 17:43

We need to start a Steph's Catheter Thread to keep us Off Topic here!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 23 Mar 2016, 19:03

I think it's in the pipeline

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 23 Mar 2016, 21:40

Having a Jack Daniels

Unread post by **Stephen** » 24 Mar 2016, 07:54

Whose going away for Easter then, and where. Good luck with travelling.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Mar 2016, 09:12

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
Having a Jack Daniels

Is that another of your euphemisms, Merv ?

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 24 Mar 2016, 09:30

Stephen wrote:
Whose going away for Easter then, and where. Good luck with travelling.

I'm going to Sainsburys later. Does that count?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Mar 2016, 09:32

Cat had another fit last night - it does give him a healthy appetite, though !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 24 Mar 2016, 09:48

qbman1 wrote:
Cat had another fit last night - it does give him a healthy appetite, though !

Oh dear, Sorry to hear that. Is this a permanent thing QB that can be controlled with drugs or can he be made better.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Mar 2016, 10:16

At the risk of being branded an "on-topic sinner"...

Apparently it is something that can happen with no apparent cause. The trigger could be an infection (he has had problems with his ears) or even something as simple as paint fumes (we have redecorated two rooms this year). His blood tests have all been clear so there is no underlying problem.

It is a form of epilepsy and they call is "cluster seizures" meaning he is likely to have a few but it is possible that they may clear up in time. There is no lasting damage and it is really a case of being as sure as we can that he doesn't injure himself. We allow him out during the day but make sure he is safely shut in at bedtime.

There is a drug to control it but that is not really recommended as long-term use can cause liver damage. At the moment he seems to recover fairly quickly and his quality of life is still pretty good so I think we are just going ot have to live with it and see how he goes on.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Mar 2016, 11:26

This logic puzzle is doing the rounds:

A bat and ball cost £1.10.

The bat costs one pound more than the ball.

How much does the ball cost?

Answers on a postcard.......

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