Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

That’s no excuse.

[Manoverboard]

The Doc is probably dealing with a paying customer ... question of priority old boy

[Stephen]

I bunged him a tenner. How much more does he want. Probably about eight grand.

Still waiting

[Mervyn and Trish]

Don’t mention bed. I’m currently sitting next to one in hospital waiting for investigative left hip surgery (TFL). First on the list the consultant said the other day, the lying bas....d. Apparently he’s warming up doing a couple of hip replacements first, so I’m now possibly lunch time or early afternoon.

Dying of thirst and could murder a bacon sarny.

Could be worse. They could suggest a quick bout of open heart surgery while you're waiting. Happened to a bloke Trish knows..... Just saying

[Mervyn and Trish]

If it's ok to mention Sainsbugs ... bookings, pour moi, are only available from Dec 13th to 19th inc

No you can't mention it. But since you did, we have slots booked every week up until Christmas but nothing visible after.

I'm ordering beans, tomatoes, bog roll, pasta, mince and biscuits every week to stock up, just in case Boris doesn't do a deal. Apparently there'll be no food until August according to a well-informed bloke on Facebook.

[Stephen]

Don’t mention bed. I’m currently sitting next to one in hospital waiting for investigative left hip surgery (TFL). First on the list the consultant said the other day, the lying bas....d. Apparently he’s warming up doing a couple of hip replacements first, so I’m now possibly lunch time or early afternoon.

Dying of thirst and could murder a bacon sarny.

Could be worse. They could suggest a quick bout of open heart surgery while you're waiting. Happened to a bloke Trish knows..... Just saying

They’ve had enough time to.
They’re probably draining out the left over anaesthetic from a paying patient to use on me

[Mervyn and Trish]

Don’t mention bed. I’m currently sitting next to one in hospital waiting for investigative left hip surgery (TFL). First on the list the consultant said the other day, the lying bas....d. Apparently he’s warming up doing a couple of hip replacements first, so I’m now possibly lunch time or early afternoon.

Dying of thirst and could murder a bacon sarny.

Could be worse. They could suggest a quick bout of open heart surgery while you're waiting. Happened to a bloke Trish knows..... Just saying

They’ve had enough time to.
They’re probably draining out the left over anaesthetic from a paying patient to use on me

Or sharpening the old scalpels.

[Stephen]

Cleaning the rust off more like.

[Mervyn and Trish]

or just giving them a quick dash of WD40

[Bensham33]

or getting their jabs.

[Stephen]

While putting an edge on via the grinding wheel

[Stephen]

or getting their jabs.

I'll give'm a jab if they don't hurry up

[Manoverboard]

If it's ok to mention Sainsbugs ... bookings, pour moi, are only available from Dec 13th to 19th inc

No you can't mention it. But since you did, we have slots booked every week up until Christmas but nothing visible after.

I'm ordering beans, tomatoes, bog roll, pasta, mince and biscuits every week to stock up, just in case Boris doesn't do a deal. Apparently there'll be no food until August according to a well-informed bloke on Facebook.

I already had the 8th, 15th and 22nd ... was aiming to get the 29th as well but sadly not today

[Manoverboard]

Surprised you had to wait ... neither Mobietta nor I have ever had to

[Ray B]

Has Stephen gone all the way with bed and full boarding at hospital. ?

[Manoverboard]

Dunno but he does seem to have a season ticket ...

[Stephen]

Came home last night but could have stayed in. Get in and get out is my motto. Nothing like your own bed.

Felt like death warmed by the time we got home and went straight bed. Still in bed now but feeling a bit better although sore from the two foot wound he made. Will drag myself from my sick bed for a wash and brush up in a while. Don’t suppose it’s too soon for a medicinal single malt is it....no, perhaps not

[towny44]

Came home last night but could have stayed in. Get in and get out is my motto. Nothing like your own bed.

Felt like death warmed by the time we got home and went straight bed. Still in bed now but feeling a bit better although sore from the two foot wound he made. Will drag myself from my sick bed for a wash and brush up in a while. Don’t suppose it’s too soon for a medicinall single malt is it....no, perhaps not

Ouch, that all sounds a wee bit painful Stephen, hope you're soon feeling better.

[Ray B]

I agree with you towny, ouch!
Mind you, he is laying it on a bit for the sympathy vote.

[Happydays]

Stephen, Don't listen to them, I'll give you a tiny smidgen of sympathy

[Stephen]

Stephen, Don't listen to them, I'll give you a tiny smidgen of sympathy

Thanks Happy. Your all heart

I had a tendon release and something done to the bursar on my left hip. Part use of crutches round the house for two to four weeks.

[Stephen]

Came home last night but could have stayed in. Get in and get out is my motto. Nothing like your own bed.

Felt like death warmed by the time we got home and went straight bed. Still in bed now but feeling a bit better although sore from the two foot wound he made. Will drag myself from my sick bed for a wash and brush up in a while. Don’t suppose it’s too soon for a medicinall single malt is it....no, perhaps not

Ouch, that all sounds a wee bit painful Stephen, hope you're soon feeling better.

Thanks John, and yes it is a bit uncomfortable putting it mildly.
I exaggerated slightly upon the wound length but it must be about four to six inches going by the length father water proof dressing and the horrendous bruising around it. Looks like I’ve been run over.

[Stephen]

I agree with you towny, ouch!
Mind you, he is laying it on a bit for the sympathy vote.

Too bl**dy right I am . I’ll be sending the collection tin round later.

[Jan Rosser]

Blod is sending you a virtual cwtch (hug) Stephen - get well soon

[Stephen]

Thanks Jan.

The boss has gone back to work today so fending for myself. Everything taking twice as long to do. Getting dressed was a challenge in itself. I should have take up Mrs S offer off putting my socks on for me as I currently only have one on . Just too painful to get the left one on.