Today is....

[Onelife]

National Wife Appreciation Day, so I hope all our male chauvinist forum members have done what I have done and showered your wife with flowers, chocolates and a basket full of ironing…you know she’s worth it .

[Stephen]

Crawler .

[Mervyn and Trish]

National Wife Appreciation Day, so I hope all our male chauvinist forum members have done what I have done and showered your wife with flowers, chocolates and a basket full of ironing…you know she’s worth it .

Are you saying you've showered my wife with flowers and chocolates?

[Stephen]

Tell Trish not to touch the chocolates. I’ve heard Keith doesn’t wear gloves when packing them.

[Onelife]

National Wife Appreciation Day, so I hope all our male chauvinist forum members have done what I have done and showered your wife with flowers, chocolates and a basket full of ironing…you know she’s worth it .

Are you saying you've showered my wife with flowers and chocolates?

Indeed I have Sir Merv and I’ve told her to leave the ironing to you

[Stephen]

I’ve looked and looked in the dictionary but I can’t find this odd word called ‘ironing’.

Is it something to do with poofs gays or black smiths

[Mervyn and Trish]

National Wife Appreciation Day, so I hope all our male chauvinist forum members have done what I have done and showered your wife with flowers, chocolates and a basket full of ironing…you know she’s worth it .

Are you saying you've showered my wife with flowers and chocolates?

Indeed I have Sir Merv and I’ve told her to leave the ironing to you

That explains everything. She was feeling off colour and blamed something she'd eaten.