Is it Christmas

[Stephen]

Going by the road traffic and shops this morning you would think it’s Christmas. Tesco’s was mental.

[david63]

Going by the road traffic and shops this morning you would think it’s Christmas. Tesco’s was mental.

Not until next week when they stop selling Easter eggs!!

[Onelife]

It feels like it Stephen…we won £1,175 on the premium bonds this month

[Portsmouth]

It feels like it Stephen…we won £1,175 on the premium bonds this month

Now here's an idea....with that extra cash you could buy everyone some lovely ( in date ) chocs this Christmas

[Onelife]

It feels like it Stephen…we won £1,175 on the premium bonds this month

Now here's an idea....with that extra cash you could buy everyone some lovely ( in date ) chocs this Christmas

Now there’s an idea, I’ll give it some thought

[Ray B]

That's one thing I can say about good old Onelife, he's the sort of nice chap who will not just dismiss that idea out of hand.
We need good people like onelife in our lives, although I haven't had the pleasure to meet him, I'd like to call him a friend.

[Stephen]

That's one thing I can say about good old Onelife, he's the sort of nice chap who will not just dismiss that idea out of hand.
We need good people like onelife in our lives, although I haven't had the pleasure to meet him, I'd like to call him a friend.

You fool Ray, Do you know what your letting yourself in for.

[Onelife]

That's one thing I can say about good old Onelife, he's the sort of nice chap who will not just dismiss that idea out of hand.
We need good people like onelife in our lives, although I haven't had the pleasure to meet him, I'd like to call him a friend.

Generous to a fault me Ray …but my respect for someone is hard earned. You Sir, I would be proud to call my friend.

[Onelife]

That's one thing I can say about good old Onelife, he's the sort of nice chap who will not just dismiss that idea out of hand.
We need good people like onelife in our lives, although I haven't had the pleasure to meet him, I'd like to call him a friend.

You fool Ray, Do you know what your letting yourself in for.

Leave Ray alone Stephen….he knows not what he says

[Stephen]

He's obviously got his meds mixed up or he's been on the suace.

[Portsmouth]

he's been on the suace.

Maybe it's you on the Sauce .....those afternoon drinks really mess with your fingers don't they

[Stephen]

Not me m’lud. I only drink when there’s a Y in the day.

[Onelife]

Not me m’lud. I only drink when there’s a Y in the day.

But not according to Sir Merv when it has a Y our round in it

[Stephen]

I think you confusing my wallet with the recipient.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Hard to say. Never seen your wallet.......

[Stephen]

Thats because it’s highly classified.

[Portsmouth]

I'm getting slightly confused about who's the tightwad on here
There seems to more than one person who doesn't like opening their wallet ....can we have a list

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm very generous. It's the others.

[Onelife]

I'm very generous. It's the others.

I don’t know who to believe… Stephen told me that you are so tight that when someone rings on your doorbell your missus has to shout ding dong.

[Stephen]

Merv’s wallet is like a hedgehog, hibernates in the winter and only comes out after dark in the spring/summer for a two second airing

[Onelife]

Is it right that Sir Merv is the only one in his neighbourhood to have a burglar alarm fitted inside his refuge bins?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Don't be silly. Have you seen how much alarms cost?