I stink...but what a lovely day

[Admiral of the Humber]

Dear Forumeers,

I have been wearing the same clothes for 15 hours.

I smell.

I got up early (5pm) to make sure Mrs and Miss AOTH were up in time for Miss AOTH's ice skating lesson.

I went and played a round of golf.

I then went up to Soiled Nighties new Bat Cave to help him shift some furniture.

I came home and gave Miss AOTH a lift to the cricket club where she's tea girl.

I spent the rest of the afternoon gardening.

I dug the BBQ out of the shed for the first time in three years and cooked our tea.

I drunk 4 cans of Stella.

I stink. I need a shower.

I have had a great day.

I hope you have too.

Regards
Rob aka AOTH

[Not so ancient mariner]

You seem to have done an awful lot since teatime - or did you mean 5AM

[The Tinker]

Can you kindly not post on here until after you have showered or Ray Scully's neighbours will be complaining about the smell

[Silver_Shiney]

I haven't done anything like as much as you, Rob, yet I'm a tad fragrant myself....

I think it's something to do with that strange yellow thing in the sky....

[The Tinker]

We will have to call you Stinky Shiney from now on then.

[Silver_Shiney]

We will have to call you Stinky Shiney from now on then.

just mind we don't put an "s" at the front of your name

[The Tinker]

I had my shower before posting on here tonight and smell absolutely divine

[xmaslisa]

I've been in the garden, ate some steak and fries and watched this is the end at the cinema and almost peedyself laughing

[gfwgfw]

Bleeding Heck

Sent a pleasant welcoming PM to a newcomer to our friendly forum

His/her retort was not too nice

Hey Ho

[Silver_Shiney]

Bleeding Heck

Sent a pleasant welcoming PM to a newcomer to our friendly forum

His/her retort was not too nice

Hey Ho

That's very unfortunate, Mr Giant sir, but you've done your part so no shame on you.

[gfwgfw]

Dear Sceptre

What fuel are you running on ?

So much done since afternoon tea

Enlighten us please

Graham x

[HK phooey]

Bleeding Heck

Sent a pleasant welcoming PM to a newcomer to our friendly forum

His/her retort was not too nice

Hey Ho

I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark here Giant. Were you winding up Mr Gordon by any chance?

[gfwgfw]

Morning Helen

NO NO NO

I do like the gentleman

Graham x

[Admiral of the Humber]

Does he / she wear a monocle?

[Silver_Shiney]

I think Helen's going to have to trawl the membership list to see who the most recent joiners are!

[Mo2013]

I think Helen's going to have to trawl the membership list to see who the most recent joiners are!

[HK phooey]

Giant didn't say it wasn't Philip, just denied winding him up. It could be Degsy of course, someone may have sat on one of his hatboxes and put him in a fury.

[Admiral of the Humber]

Giant didn't say it wasn't Philip, just denied winding him up. It could be Degsy of course, someone may have sat on one of his hatboxes and put him in a fury.

or queried the spelling on one of his tattoos....

[david63]

This has now gone way off topic and to prevent any unpleasantness I think that it would be prudent to lock this topic