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Is GOOGLE Male or Female ?????

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Female, because it is never wrong :)


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Female.

Unless you ask it an exact question it will come up with the wrong answer very quickly.
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Ray Scully wrote:
Is GOOGLE Male or Female ?????
Yes


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Seriously folks - not criticising, but rather a bit tongue in cheek, but ........ is the original question a bit sexist?

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Can you argue with it - and if so, are you ever likely to hear the last of it - sorry, win?


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Boris+ wrote:
Seriously folks - not criticising, but rather a bit tongue in cheek, but ........ is the original question a bit sexist?

Em :lol:

NO

But some of the responses are :roll:

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Peter D wrote:
Female.

Unless you ask it an exact question it will come up with the wrong answer very quickly.
ChesterfieldJohn wrote:
Female, because it is never wrong :)


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Both of those replies should say MALE because of the reasons given. Well they apply to most of the males in my life :shh:

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Hermaphrodite
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david63 wrote:
Ray Scully wrote:
Is GOOGLE Male or Female ?????
Yes

That was my answer

Boris+ wrote:
Seriously folks - not criticising, but rather a bit tongue in cheek, but ........ is the original question a bit sexist?

Em :lol:
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Right, got it Derek (hope you don't mind me calling you Derek) - it's a worm then!

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Boris+ wrote:
Right, got it Derek (hope you don't mind me calling you Derek) - it's a worm then!

Em :shh:
Actually Em - it is

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Hermaphrodite relates to living species so Google is out and worms, according to Google, are pseudo-hermaphrodite.
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Shemale :?
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I used to play a bored game called pseudo - or was it ludo? I think it involved jumping - or was that Tiddlywinks.

And yes, it was a bored game (as opposed to a boardgame) when I played it I got bored.

Basically, the answer to the original question is simple - I don't know.

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Does it matter??????
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Dunno Ray...why don't you Google it?

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I have just 'googled' it. The question has been asked before, and Google India provided the following answer.

Female

1) Has an answer for everything you ask (no matter good or bad)
2) Starts replying (showing result) before you can finish talking (typing your query)
3) Likes colourful new design almost everyday


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Obviously a female because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas. :thumbup:

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If Google is female, and I, being a straight chap (and faithful to Mrs K) does place a temptation test as regards her button "I'm Feeling Lucky"
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Must be female as she has a partner - Gmale.
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Google knows everything - must be female.

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But can "she" reverse or park ?

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Never goes in reverse so must be female.
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oldbluefox wrote:
Must be female as she has a partner - Gmale.

Not necessarily so these days :shock:

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