HO HO HO

[Stephen]

WOO HOO.... HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE..........

[david63]

Been at the sherry bottle already????

[Onelife]

Yo Stephen

Happy Christmas mate

keith

[Silver_Shiney]

A very merry Christmas to all my fellow forumeers. May you all know peace and joy at this special time of year.

With every blessing

[Onelife]

Thank you Alan.......and wishing you the same

[gfwgfw]

Rural Darzet is bathed in sunshine so Father Christmas had an excellent delivery journey last night


BTW

Lubberly Christmas to you all

Graham

[Not so ancient mariner]

Rural Darzet is bathed in sunshine so Father Christmas had an excellent delivery journey last night


BTW

Lubberly Christmas to you all

Graham

Likewise dear sir.

From my cracker today:

Q: Why was Cinderella useless at football?


A: Her coach was a pumpkin!

[gfwgfw]

. . . . and why can't a car play football


Cuz it only has one boot

[Frank Manning]

A neighbour sent me this one;

Elderly chap discussing the price of Premier League match prices;
'I went to watch West Ham once, back in the 1950's. The bloke at the turnstiles said "That'll be ten quid mate!"

"Ten quid?" says I, " I could get a woman for that!"

He replied, "Not with 45 minutes each way, and a brass band and a pork pie at half time you couldn't!"

[Not so ancient mariner]

A neighbour sent me this one;

Elderly chap discussing the price of Premier League match prices;
'I went to watch West Ham once, back in the 1950's. The bloke at the turnstiles said "That'll be ten quid mate!"

"Ten quid?" says I, " I could get a woman for that!"

He replied, "Not with 45 minutes each way, and a brass band and a pork pie at half time you couldn't!"

Ten Quid in the 1950s?? I doubt if it was even ten bob then (well, to get into the football at any rate!)