Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

[Stephen]

It's Friday Fun Time

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[Stephen]

Tony Blair resigns from Middle East 'Peace Envoy' post to accept position as Head of FIFA

[poole boy]

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,



"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."



"Thank God," said the elder nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."

[poole boy]

Irish blonde...
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino.



She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed.

"Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"



The other answered,
"I don't know - I thought you were watching."

[Stephen]

Police are investigating an episode of 'Bargain Hunt' filmed in Liverpool after both teams got their 3 items without spending any of their £300 budget.

[gfwgfw]

Greetings from rural Darzet

A very enjoyable weekend to Stephen and his Friday playmates

Lubooo all

Graham and his Ferrets

[Stephen]

Thanks Graham, and the same to you. I am currently on Azura chugging out of Southampton along the Solent towards Guernsey

[Mervyn and Trish]

Thanks Graham, and the same to you. I am currently on Azura chugging out of Southampton along the Solent towards Guernsey

Sometimes life's tough.

[Raybosailor]

Thanks Graham, and the same to you. I am currently on Azura chugging out of Southampton along the Solent towards Guernsey

Have a good trip Stephen, while your on board can you call in at reception and ask if my Sudoku book was handed in ? there were still two pages to do when I left it on the sunbed at side of Breakers Bar.

[gfwgfw]

Thanks Graham, and the same to you. I am currently on Azura chugging out of Southampton along the Solent towards Guernsey

Have a good 'un dear friend

[Not so ancient mariner]

It's Friday Fun Time

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It looks like the answer is cat-ears!

[Silver_Shiney]

Thanks Graham, and the same to you. I am currently on Azura chugging out of Southampton along the Solent towards Guernsey

Have a good 'un dear friend

Dear friend? I always thought his rates were quite reasonable

[Mervyn and Trish]

They are if you have coupons

[Stephen]

You lot

[Stephen]

Thanks Graham, and the same to you. I am currently on Azura chugging out of Southampton along the Solent towards Guernsey

Have a good trip Stephen, while your on board can you call in at reception and ask if my Sudoku book was handed in ? there were still two pages to do when I left it on the sunbed at side of Breakers Bar.

Oh, was that yours Ray. I saw it on the reception desk and was filling it in while waiting to knock off the auto tipping.