My girlfriend says she doesn't trust me.
I guess that's just one more thing she has in common with my wife.
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
My girlfriend says she doesn't trust me.
I guess that's just one more thing she has in common with my wife.
My girlfriend says she doesn't trust me.
I guess that's just one more thing she has in common with my wife.
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outside and made them line up.
By chance, Lulu's grandma came by.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, Lulu told her that the police were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for
some.
"Why, that's awfully nice of them.
I think I'll get some for myself," grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all the prostitutes.
When he got to grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it old girl?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck 'em' dry."
One day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outside and made them line up.
By chance, Lulu's grandma came by.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, Lulu told her that the police were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for
some.
"Why, that's awfully nice of them.
I think I'll get some for myself," grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all the prostitutes.
When he got to grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it old girl?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck 'em' dry."
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qbman1
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Looks like you are on your own today !!
Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.
Mick says, "How you doin?"
"Paddy says, "Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing."
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters lying on the bed.
He says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you."
They say, "Get away with ya..... prove it."
Mick shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of em?"
Paddy shouts back, "Of course both of em, what's the point of f***ing one?"
Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.
Mick says, "How you doin?"
"Paddy says, "Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing."
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters lying on the bed.
He says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you."
They say, "Get away with ya..... prove it."
Mick shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of em?"
Paddy shouts back, "Of course both of em, what's the point of f***ing one?"
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
qbman1 wrote:Looks like you are on your own today!!
Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.
Mick says, "How you doin?"
"Paddy says, "Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing."
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters lying on the bed.
He says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you."
They say, "Get away with ya..... prove it."
Mick shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of em?"
Paddy shouts back, "Of course both of em, what's the point of f***ing one?"
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qbman1
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery. To my horror they were right... we had 6 matching balls.
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Stephen
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Quizzical Bob
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Ignore what?
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qbman1
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I don't know - I've ignored it !
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Mervyn and Trish
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I missed it. What was it?
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oldbluefox
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Is it Friday already? I must have over-celebrated.
I was taught to be cautious
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qbman1
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I'm thinking of patenting my new rat trap!