Remainers:- some good news ?

[Ray Scully]

THE IMF has changed Britain’s status to ‘clown country’, giving us the same international standing as a backfiring toy car driven by a dog in a fireman’s helmet.

Previously regarded as a major world economy, the UK is now internationally ranked below Italy at the height of Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga scandal.

IMF Chair Christine Lagarde said: “The events of the last three weeks, and particularly the role played by Boris Johnson, have forced us to conclude the UK is now a gang of big-shoed goons with painted faces who lose to kangaroos in boxing matches.

“This is not a nation one takes seriously so much as one where visitors take ringside seats with candy floss and watch as the hilarious calamity unfolds.

“We are prepared to release up to £230 million for the construction of a striped tent spanning the UK if we can secure an agreement that any buckets thrown towards the international community will contain only confetti.”

The prime minister responded: “This is an outrageous accusation, ladies and gentlemen, outrageous, and I shall crack my whip at anyone who suggests otherwise.

“And now, prepare to be thrilled by the incredible Andrea on trapeze!”

[Mervyn and Trish]

THE IMF has changed Britain’s status to ‘clown country’, giving us the same international standing as a backfiring toy car driven by a dog in a fireman’s helmet.

Previously regarded as a major world economy, the UK is now internationally ranked below Italy at the height of Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga scandal.

IMF Chair Christine Lagarde said: “The events of the last three weeks, and particularly the role played by Boris Johnson, have forced us to conclude the UK is now a gang of big-shoed goons with painted faces who lose to kangaroos in boxing matches.

“This is not a nation one takes seriously so much as one where visitors take ringside seats with candy floss and watch as the hilarious calamity unfolds.

“We are prepared to release up to £230 million for the construction of a striped tent spanning the UK if we can secure an agreement that any buckets thrown towards the international community will contain only confetti.”

The prime minister responded: “This is an outrageous accusation, ladies and gentlemen, outrageous, and I shall crack my whip at anyone who suggests otherwise.

“And now, prepare to be thrilled by the incredible Andrea on trapeze!”

[oldbluefox]

[qbman1]

Have I logged into "Mornin' All" by mistake ?

[oldbluefox]

No. I think it's serious!!!! The Remainers tend to believe anything!!!

[qbman1]

You're right enough there Foxy !

[Dark Knight]

its obvious now why the "golden generation " wanted to remain and can't stop crying about Brexit
lowest annuity rates for years, lowest interest rates on savings in years, house prices predicted to fall by 10% or more
oh dear looks like they will have to cut back a bit and live like the rest of the working public, instead of living of the back of the European gravy train and over inflated pensions and house prices
oh dear

[Ray Scully]

its obvious now why the "golden generation " wanted to remain and can't stop crying about Brexit
lowest annuity rates for years, lowest interest rates on savings in years, house prices predicted to fall by 10% or more
oh dear looks like they will have to cut back a bit and live like the rest of the working public, instead of living of the back of the European gravy train and over inflated pensions and house prices
oh dear

LOL all the way to the Bank