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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
Black Friday
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
First up was May talking about how the Tories were going to save Britain and make it stronger in Europe; then it was Hammond talking about his budget proposals.
Last but not least Jezza piped in about how Labour would win the next election.
Strangest episode of Top Gear I've ever seen.
Last but not least Jezza piped in about how Labour would win the next election.
Strangest episode of Top Gear I've ever seen.
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Dave Smith is on his death bed and knows the end is near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in London.
He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
When all is ready he begins to speak:
"My son, Bernie, I want you to have the Mayfair houses.
My daughter, Sybil, you have the apartments in the East End.
My son, Jamie, I want you to take over the offices in the City.
Sarah, my dear wife, please take the residential buildings on the banks of the Thames."
The nurse and witnesses are amazed. They did not realise the extent of his property holdings. As Dave slips away, the nurse turned to his wife. "Mrs. Smith, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property".
"Property?" Sarah Smith replies, "He had a window cleaning round"
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in London.
He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
When all is ready he begins to speak:
"My son, Bernie, I want you to have the Mayfair houses.
My daughter, Sybil, you have the apartments in the East End.
My son, Jamie, I want you to take over the offices in the City.
Sarah, my dear wife, please take the residential buildings on the banks of the Thames."
The nurse and witnesses are amazed. They did not realise the extent of his property holdings. As Dave slips away, the nurse turned to his wife. "Mrs. Smith, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property".
"Property?" Sarah Smith replies, "He had a window cleaning round"
I was taught to be cautious
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
BREAKING NEWS:
Wide scale protests are taking place all over Bradford tonight after the price of petrol went up by 30 rupees per litre.
Wide scale protests are taking place all over Bradford tonight after the price of petrol went up by 30 rupees per litre.
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Stephen
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As a postman, with Christmas only a month away, I'd like to ask you all to help us make sure that we save time by clearly marking your envelopes: CONTAINS MONEY
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Stephen
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An Indian man has been arrested for punching his wife in the face.
Chinda Goodunproppa has denied all charges.
Chinda Goodunproppa has denied all charges.
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qbman1
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As Johnny Craddock once said "may all your doughnuts end up looking like Fanny's"
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Stephen
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When I was at Priest school, Father Murphy always said I was his favourite and that I was so much nicer than the other boys.
I was touched.
I was touched.
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Stephen
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Whilst most of us are getting 50% off for Black Friday - Oscar Pistorious is getting 100% added on
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That Polar bear picture will probably be awarded the Turner prize. 
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:
"Pint please, and one for the road."
"Pint please, and one for the road."