P&O Spa Treatments

[Stephen]

Mrs S said she would quite like a spa treatment on our cruise to the Fjords next month. Just been looking at the various treatments on my cruise personaliser and the prices And the cheeky s*ds then say there will be a service charge on top of this. So they want you to pay some extortionate price to have some tart rub your bits then pay a service charge on top. Perhaps I'll book three.......I don't think so.

I'll bring some stones from the garden and a bottle of garlic olive oil and leave on the balcony to warm up.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Watch out for bargains on board. They sometimes do good deals on port days

[Stephen]

Good thought Merv, but as this will be our first time doing the Fjords we will probably be getting off at each port. Will bear it in mind though.

[Onelife]

I don't know if this will make any difference Stephen but i heard you can have a whipped cream massage instead of the essential oils...if you ask them nicely they might even put a cherry on top...have fun!!

[Stephen]

It isn't for me......but now you've tempted me

[Mervyn and Trish]

Good thought Merv, but as this will be our first time doing the Fjords we will probably be getting off at each port. Will bear it in mind though.

You could have the best of both worlds. You could get off to enjoy the Norwegian beauties beauty and Mrs S could have a bargain on board.

[Stephen]

Good thought Merv, but as this will be our first time doing the Fjords we will probably be getting off at each port. Will bear it in mind though.

You could have the best of both worlds. You could get off to enjoy the Norwegian beauties beauty and Mrs S could have a bargain on board.

Now there's a thought.

[Dancing Queen]

And ... don't forget they'll try to sell you all the 'extras' ( no not those sort of extras !!! )

[Stephen]

And ... don't forget they'll try to sell you all the 'extras' ( no not those sort of extras !!! )

I was just about to book, then you went and ruined it

[Dancing Queen]