Carbon Dioxide

[Mervyn and Trish]

I hear today that fizzy drink production is threatened by a lack of carbon dioxide because we're not making enough. Yet climate change, we're told, is because we're making too much.

So, stop making it deliberately and extract it from the atmosphere to put in fizzy drinks.

Both problems solved.

Voila

[Ranchi]

& we could extract the gold from the sea and be rich as Croesus and drunk as skunks.