It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
If I get gender reassignment surgery... Can I sell my car as having had 'one lady owner'?
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Onelife
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he
notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big
black dude looks down upon the small white guy and says: "7
foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch tomato, 3 pound left ball, 3
pound right ball, Turner Brown" The small white guy faints!!
The big black dude picks up the small white guy and
brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks
the small white guy. "What's wrong?". The small white guy
says; "Excuse me but what did you say?". The big black dude
looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch tomato,
3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner
Brown." The small white guy says, "Thank god, I thought you
said 'Turn around. '
notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big
black dude looks down upon the small white guy and says: "7
foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch tomato, 3 pound left ball, 3
pound right ball, Turner Brown" The small white guy faints!!
The big black dude picks up the small white guy and
brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks
the small white guy. "What's wrong?". The small white guy
says; "Excuse me but what did you say?". The big black dude
looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch tomato,
3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner
Brown." The small white guy says, "Thank god, I thought you
said 'Turn around. '
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Have you seen the new Jewish sports cars...it stops on a sixpence, and picks it up
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
One time I was in a corner shop, and saw a young boy pick up a Mars bar and slip it into his pocket.
Then the shopkeeper appeared and shouted, "Oi, you! Hands off!"
They don't mess about in Saudi Arabia
Then the shopkeeper appeared and shouted, "Oi, you! Hands off!"
They don't mess about in Saudi Arabia
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gfwgfw
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
A splendid weekend to Stephen and his playmates
Luboo all
Graham
Luboo all
Graham
Gentle Giant of Cerne Abbas
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
And the same to you Graham. Hope you're keeping well 