Naughty things

[Onelife]

I've just been watching 'I've got news for you' in which the question was asked..."what's the naughtiest thing you have ever done"? This question arose because Theresa May was asked this question in a interview. Her expression was one of bemusement but finally sputtered out...." l suppose running through a cornfield with a friend" l think she needs to get out a bit more but this got me thinking about the naughties things l have ever done...as you can guess there are numerous ones l could choose from but l suppose setting fire to 4 acres of grassland comes close to being one of the worst thing l have done....l even knocked on the local bobbies door to say someone had lit a fire in the back fields. ( l was about 10 years old)

So what's the naughtiest thing you have ever done?.......l promise not to tell anyone

[screwy]

Stretched cling film over the porcelain of the ladies toilet ,with the seat down you couldn’t tell,until of course,!

[Stephen]

When I was in my teens.

Chucked some water through a loo window at work thinking it was a work mate in there. Turned out it was my boss.

Whoops.

[Onelife]

When I was in my teens.

Chucked some water through a loo window at work thinking it was a work mate in there. Turned out it was my boss.

Whoops.

I bet he/she was a bit 'pi**ed' off with that Stephen

[Onelife]

Was going to party but had no present for the girl so l stopped outside someone's front gate and nicked a bunch of daffodils....The girl who recvived them didn't look too impressed either.

[Manoverboard]

Running through the cornfield hand in hand and leaping atop the nearest haystack for a quickie … I didn't think TM was so brazen

[Stephen]

When I was in my teens.

Chucked some water through a loo window at work thinking it was a work mate in there. Turned out it was my boss.

Whoops.

I bet he/she was a bit 'pi**ed' off with that Stephen

Not arf. It was a he, and he wasn't best pleased. I kept out the way for most of that day

[Manoverboard]

Hooligan …

[Stephen]

Robust yoof Moby

[Mervyn and Trish]

Tipping a pint of water out of a fourth floor window whilst making a loud wretching noise as someone exited the door below.

[Onelife]

Tipping a pint of water out of a fourth floor window whilst making a loud wretching noise as someone exited the door below.

SICK......but l like it