Mornin' All . .

[gfwgfw]

Morning Stephen where is it ?

Do hope all is well

Graham

[david63]

I believe Stephen is off to the Canaries on some ship or other - not that that is anywhere near approaching a good excuse!!

[Ray Scully]

I believe Stephen is off to the Canaries on some ship or other - not that that is anywhere near approaching a good excuse!!

Shame on him, boosting the coffers of those pesky Europeans

[Mervyn and Trish]

His minion told me this morning to tell you all to bog off.

[Stephen]

Sorry folks, no internet connection on Friday, and I'm not paying Pee & O's extortionate prices. Normal service will resume on the 29th

[Kenmo1]

Have a lovely holiday, Stephen.

Maureen

[Mervyn and Trish]

Phoned up the airlines yesterday just to confirm our flight , the lady on the phone asked “ how many flying with you “

I replied “ I don’t know it’s your plane “ !!!!

[Onelife]

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

[oldbluefox]

A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewellery and money. The man started sobbing and said, “You can take anything you want. You can kill me. But please untie the rope and free her.”

Thief: “You must really love your wife!”

Man: “No, but she will be home shortly”.

[Ray Scully]

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[Mervyn and Trish]

We seem to be doing okay without Stephen.

He may not be indispensable after all.

Sorry. Stephen who?

[Stephen]

I turn me back for five minutes and the treachery starts.

[oldbluefox]

Welcome to the forum errrr......... What did you say your name was?

[Ray Scully]

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[Stephen]

Welcome to the forum errrr......... What did you say your name was?

Guy Fawkes

[screwy]

Welcome to the forum errrr......... What did you say your name was?

Guy Fawkes

And we all know how that ended....

[screwy]

Sorry folks, no internet connection on Friday, and I'm not paying Pee & O's extortionate prices. Normal service will resume on the 29th

No pun intended.?

[Stephen]

[Mervyn and Trish]

Just been to Tesco's and swapped 50 raisins for a 100 sultanas. I can't believe the currant exchange rate.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Big Britannia News
The chef that makes the giant chocolate eclairs is retiring this week
P&O will have some big chouxs to fill when he goes !!!