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Unread post by **Stephen** » 05 Apr 2019, 08:40

It's Friday Fun Time

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 05 Apr 2019, 08:41

Exclusive in The Sun tomorrow:
Paras in shocking new footage as Regiment uses Abbott's drawers to drop supplies to troops in Helmand province.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 05 Apr 2019, 08:41

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 05 Apr 2019, 08:42

My wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those pills that 'help' get an erection.
You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills!

I'm still looking for a place to live..

Unread post by **Stephen** » 05 Apr 2019, 09:53

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 05 Apr 2019, 09:54

Paddy
“I think my wife’s selling drugs!”

Mick
“How Come?”

Paddy
"The phone rang this morning, I answered it, and some bloke said, “Has the dope gone yet?”

Unread post by **gfwgfw** » 05 Apr 2019, 12:20

The Hedgehog crossed the busy road to see his flatmate

A splendid weekend to Stephen and his playmates

Lubbooo all

Graham

Unread post by **Stephen** » 05 Apr 2019, 13:31

And you Graham

Unread post by **Stephen** » 05 Apr 2019, 14:07

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 05 Apr 2019, 14:07

Abdul next door bragged for months about his Koi carp hobby and how much they cost.. yawn, yawn, yet he refuses to even discuss my new found hobby...

Heron breeding.

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 06 Apr 2019, 20:25

Them: What inspires you to get out of bed every morning?
Me: My bladder mostly.

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 06 Apr 2019, 20:35

Stephen wrote: 05 Apr 2019, 14:07
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Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 07 Apr 2019, 16:10

Top Tip
You should always keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge , just in case someone asks for black coffee.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 07 Apr 2019, 16:26

I just saw an advert in the local paper -
ACCOUNTANT NEEDED
£35000 - £40000
I rang them up and told them the answer is
- £5000

Unread post by **david63** » 07 Apr 2019, 18:59

Mervyn and Trish wrote: 07 Apr 2019, 16:26
I just saw an advert in the local paper -
ACCOUNTANT NEEDED
£35000 - £40000
I rang them up and told them the answer is
- £5000

Did you get the job?

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 07 Apr 2019, 20:47

david63 wrote: 07 Apr 2019, 18:59

Mervyn and Trish wrote: 07 Apr 2019, 16:26
I just saw an advert in the local paper -
ACCOUNTANT NEEDED
£35000 - £40000
I rang them up and told them the answer is
- £5000
Did you get the job?

Apparently I was over qualified

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 07 Apr 2019, 21:27

Could have been put on the Brexit thread................

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Unread post by **Onelife** » 07 Apr 2019, 22:40

A little boy asked his dad whats in between mums legs and he says "It's paradise my boy." "Ok whats in between your legs" and he says "Its the key to paradise." And the boy goes "Well you better get that lock changed because that prick next door has a spare key."

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