It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All --- :) ---
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Stephen
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Mornin All --- :) ---
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All --- :) ---
I've just learned that tantric sex is where you have sex without moving... I've never tried it myself, but my wife(?) does does it all the time.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All --- :) ---
According to my latest Bank Statement, I have enough money to live in luxury for the rest of my life.
As long as I die tomorrow.
As long as I die tomorrow.
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Ray Scully
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All --- :) ---
I love women who want equality.
I especially like the look on their faces when you tell them you're not paying, after you've drunk champagne and eaten the most expensive meal on the menu.
I especially like the look on their faces when you tell them you're not paying, after you've drunk champagne and eaten the most expensive meal on the menu.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All --- :) ---
A stunning hairdresser’s taking me to court. Apparently, if I’m sitting in her salon and she asks me if I want it teased then blown, it’s “inappropriate behaviour” for me to then drop my trousers, revealing a semi, and say yes please.
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Ray Scully
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