OK.. which one of you was it?

[Stephen]

Who won the Euro millions jack pot

Only £170 million. Hardly worth getting out of bed for.

[david63]

I cannot tell a lie - it was not I

[towny44]

Would I still be rabbiting on here if it was me.

[david63]

Would I still be rabbiting on here if it was me.

Probably!!

[Mervyn and Trish]

It was me. But there were so many forms to fill in to get it I asked for my £2 back and told them to stick it.

[Whynd1]

Only one number in two lines. Which is about par for me.

[Stephen]

Would I still be rabbiting on here if it was me.

Probably!!

[Stephen]

It's an insane amount of money. I'd probably give a big chunk away to worthy causes.......no not yours Merv.

[Mervyn and Trish]

It's an insane amount of money. I'd probably give a big chunk away to worthy causes.......no not yours Merv.

It's okay. You can give it to Trish....

[david63]

It's an insane amount of money. I'd probably give a big chunk away to worthy causes.......no not yours Merv.

Laudable as that might be I suspect you would have great difficulty actually doing so due to the tax implications on the beneficiaries.

[towny44]

It's an insane amount of money. I'd probably give a big chunk away to worthy causes.......no not yours Merv.

Laudable as that might be I suspect you would have great difficulty actually doing so due to the tax implications on the beneficiaries.

Can you also use the tax excuse to fob off anyone trying to persuade you to sign up for a charity??

[Manoverboard]

With Mobietta's winnings we will buy each of you a cruise on any P&O ship of your choosing, anytime you wish and in a suite on all inclusive terms …. all on moi.

Please send your applications to our eldest son's address within the next 7 days.

Au revoir, mange toute

[Stephen]

It's an insane amount of money. I'd probably give a big chunk away to worthy causes.......no not yours Merv.

Laudable as that might be I suspect you would have great difficulty actually doing so due to the tax implications on the beneficiaries.

Under the mattress it goes then.

Nice that it came to the UK though. One in the eye for the Brexit bureaucrats