A Special Christmas Treat for Everyone

[david63]

I keep getting emails saying that I am the beneficiary of some unknown, to me, person and if I send them my details they will send me millions of dollars. I must be very popular as I am getting at least four or five a day.

Anyway I have sent my details off to all of these highly trusted lawyers so when all of this money is paid directly into my bank account I propose hiring one of P&O's ships and we can all go off on a jolly.

Now the problem is - which ship?

[Ray B]

I am easy, just put me on the list David. Oh, a small thing, I fancy myself in a suite, ta.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Put me down for a suite too David.

[GillD46]

And me. Thanks boss x

[Manoverboard]

I will advise the cabin type, if I may, when you advise the ship.

[Happydays]

I'll take what I'm given and say thank you very much

[Onelife]

I ain't greedy David just put me down for a balcony cabin with a Butler

[barney]

Six calls today telling me there is a serious problem with Windows.
I told them five times that my windows were quite new and I didn’t have any problems with them. The sixth, I told to eff off.
Mrs B was quiet shocked but did actually laugh.