It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
-
Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 17755
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
-
Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 17755
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
The upshot of the COBRA meeting, is that people should wash their hands.
I guess that must be the lowest terrorist threat level yet.
I guess that must be the lowest terrorist threat level yet.
-
Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 17755
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
-
Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 17755
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
-
Onelife
- Captain
- Posts: 14156
- Joined: January 2013
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." "You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them.
-
Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 17755
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
-
Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 17755
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
-
Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 17755
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
-
Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 17755
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
-
oldbluefox
- Ex Team Member
- Posts: 12527
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Cumbria
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
A teacher asked the children in her class. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny answered first.
"I want to start out as an S.A.S. Officer, go to the Middle East and kill loads of militant Muslims, return as a national hero, then become a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest nymphomaniac tart, give her a Ferrari, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, a Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this unfortunate response from little Johnny, decided not to acknowledge what he said and simply tried to continue with the lesson.
"And how about you, Sarah?"
"I want to be Johnny’s tart."
Little Johnny answered first.
"I want to start out as an S.A.S. Officer, go to the Middle East and kill loads of militant Muslims, return as a national hero, then become a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest nymphomaniac tart, give her a Ferrari, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, a Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this unfortunate response from little Johnny, decided not to acknowledge what he said and simply tried to continue with the lesson.
"And how about you, Sarah?"
"I want to be Johnny’s tart."
I was taught to be cautious
-
Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 17755
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
oldbluefox wrote: 06 Mar 2020, 16:33A teacher asked the children in her class. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny answered first.
"I want to start out as an S.A.S. Officer, go to the Middle East and kill loads of militant Muslims, return as a national hero, then become a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest nymphomaniac tart, give her a Ferrari, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, a Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this unfortunate response from little Johnny, decided not to acknowledge what he said and simply tried to continue with the lesson.
"And how about you, Sarah?"
"I want to be Johnny’s tart."
Excellent Foxy-
Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 17755
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down South - The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
We had an embarrassing day for the family yesterday when we went to the pet store to look at buying my young son a snake like he wanted.
The salesgirl pulled out this tiny little garter snake out of the terrarium and accidentally dropped it, and it as it was slithering on the floor, my wife absolutely freaked out and shrieked, "No, I hate reptiles !"
For some reason though, everyone started laughing at me when I replied, "I don't believe this little guy is scaring you, as I overheard you Friday night on the phone with your mate Karen telling her all about how you couldn't wait to 'go out and get your hands all over this 15 inch Black Mamba' !"
The salesgirl pulled out this tiny little garter snake out of the terrarium and accidentally dropped it, and it as it was slithering on the floor, my wife absolutely freaked out and shrieked, "No, I hate reptiles !"
For some reason though, everyone started laughing at me when I replied, "I don't believe this little guy is scaring you, as I overheard you Friday night on the phone with your mate Karen telling her all about how you couldn't wait to 'go out and get your hands all over this 15 inch Black Mamba' !"
