Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

Friday morning "Morning All"
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Happy New Year


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According to an NHS poll, this year's most popular carol was "the trolley and the IV"

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Yes officer, I did see the 'speed limit' sign, I just didn't see you.

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Keep smiling, it's good for your well being

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Only 47% of Americans have said they will take a Covid vaccine when it becomes available.
Although the Government are sure they will get the figure to near 100% when given with a free Big Mac meal.

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Arise Sir Tax Exile!

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This Christmas I gave a homeless guy £500 and an iPhone.
I've never felt such happiness as when he put his gun away.

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Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening from Glasgow to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement:

“Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don’t know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals.
I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.”

When the muttering of the passengers had died down, he continued, “Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight.”

His next announcement came about 2 hours later: “If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available.”

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Following Lewis Hamilton's visit to the Palace, the Queen has been unable to find her crown, the TV, her mobile phone and two corgis.

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Stephen wrote: 01 Jan 2021, 16:43
Following Lewis Hamilton's visit to the Palace, the Queen has been unable to find her crown, the TV, her mobile phone and two corgis.
I thought he was from Stevenage, not Liverpool

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Mervyn and Trish wrote: 03 Jan 2021, 19:20
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