Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

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Channel 5: GPs Behind Closed Doors.

Contains scenes of people getting face to face appointments, that some may find upsetting.

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Britain faces a meat shortage due to the CO2 production problems. McDonalds should still be ok then.

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In a move designed to extend their market influence over a certain age demographic, Marks and Spencer today announced a merger with rivals Poundstretchers.
The new business will be called Stretchmarks

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Some thieving swine has nicked all our lovely bath towels off the washing line. They are white, fluffy with Hotel Benidorm embroidered on the top.


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For John (towny44) ;)

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Three months ago I ordered a book called "How To be A Successful Online Scammer".

I'm still waiting for it to arrive.

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Since COVID started my body has managed to absorb so much sanitizer that my pee now cleans the toilet.

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Stephen wrote: ↑24 Sep 2021, 14:40
For John (towny44) ;)


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Thank you Stephen.
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What is bull sh*t ? ? ?



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A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating." "I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you."

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Good one Keith :lol: :lol: :thumbup:


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Nice ones Ray :thumbup:

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Santa's reindeer are all gathered around Rudolph who is looking very sad.
"What's wrong?" asks Blitzen
Rudolph replies "My wife went to Vegas and blew 50 bucks!"

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Ray that's a crackerπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Kendhni wrote: ↑25 Sep 2021, 12:51
Santa's reindeer are all gathered around Rudolph who is looking very sad.
"What's wrong?" asks Blitzen
Rudolph replies "My wife went to Vegas and blew 50 bucks!"
:lol: :clap:

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