Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

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I got pulled over by the police earlier.
"Have you been drinking sir?" he asked.
"Absolutely not officer," I replied.
"That's great," he said, waving to his colleague, "We're sh*tfaced. Can you give us a lift back to the station?"

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Just found out Grandad is addicted to Viagra….Grandma is taking it very hard ;)


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When the binmen come knocking for their Christmas tip, tell them you've left it with old Mrs Jones who lives three streets away.

See how they like it.

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My family conplained that I never take them to exspensive venues . . . . so I took them to a Petrol Station :roll:

Luboo all :wave:
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gfwgfw wrote: 17 Dec 2021, 16:05
My family conplained that I never take them to exspensive venues . . . . so I took them to a Petrol Station :roll:

Luboo all :wave:

Good to hear from you Graham. How are you keeping. Well I hope :thumbup:

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What do we want?
Benefits for dyslexics
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When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.
But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.
Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing, and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.
"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," said the wife coldly, "you're gonna lengthen his legs, aren't you?

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Nicked ….borrowed :thumbup:

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