Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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A policeman knocked on my door this morning & said, "I'm afraid, I've got some bad news".
I said, "Oh you poor thing, come in and I'll help you through it".
I said, "Oh you poor thing, come in and I'll help you through it".
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My mates just come out of prison after 35 years.
I was driving him home and he looked out the window and said "at least petrols still cheap, £1.65 a gallon"
I was driving him home and he looked out the window and said "at least petrols still cheap, £1.65 a gallon"
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"Can I have a coffee please."
"A coffee?" he laughed, "Sir, this is Costa so you're going to have to be a bit more specific."
"OK. Can I have a coffee please you pretentious condescending pri*k."
"A coffee?" he laughed, "Sir, this is Costa so you're going to have to be a bit more specific."
"OK. Can I have a coffee please you pretentious condescending pri*k."
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Leaked documents have confirmed George Michael's cause of death as a chocolate overdose.
The coroner put it down to Careless Wispas.
I'll get my coat
The coroner put it down to Careless Wispas.
I'll get my coat
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Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her t*ts, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.' Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."
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