It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Ray Scully
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When pressed on Brexit benefits the only response is "We are now free to make our own trade deals" Hmmm much as a divorced Dad in a bedsit is free to date Beyonce!
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Good one Ray. I know that hotel well
Good one Ray. I know that hotel well
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gfwgfw
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The fastest Cake in the world . . . . Scone
Luboo All
Luboo All
Gentle Giant of Cerne Abbas
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My neighbour is hard to please.
Yesterday he was complaining about the length of my grass, then at four 'o' clock this morning he's complaining about the noise.
Yesterday he was complaining about the length of my grass, then at four 'o' clock this morning he's complaining about the noise.
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Mervyn and Trish
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Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
Melissa's father thinks a bit, saying, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Vladimir Putin," she says.
"Why Vladimir Putin?" her father asks in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little Jewish girl could have enough love to give him a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to President Putin, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells, and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know, "Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, we could shoot the bastard!"
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
Melissa's father thinks a bit, saying, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Vladimir Putin," she says.
"Why Vladimir Putin?" her father asks in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little Jewish girl could have enough love to give him a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to President Putin, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells, and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know, "Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, we could shoot the bastard!"
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