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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Sunak and Javid have said they're looking forward to working together again very soon.
That's all we need, another bl**dy Corner Shop.
That's all we need, another bl**dy Corner Shop.
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Onelife
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"Well Done"Stephen wrote: 08 Jul 2022, 08:31
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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You can't f*rt these days without offending someone.......Oops
https://fb.watch/e41lwJBpWq/
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Stephen
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Onelife
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Boris Johnson, a Scotsman, a Welshman and an Irishman are all on a plane when the engines fail.
There is only one parachute on board.
Without a moment’s hesitation, the Scotsman sacrifices himself, shouting “For Scotland!” as he jumps out of the plane. The Welshman follows suit, shouting “For Wales!” as he jumps.
Then it’s the turn of the Irishman. He shouts “For Ireland!”…and pushes Johnson out of the plane.
There is only one parachute on board.
Without a moment’s hesitation, the Scotsman sacrifices himself, shouting “For Scotland!” as he jumps out of the plane. The Welshman follows suit, shouting “For Wales!” as he jumps.
Then it’s the turn of the Irishman. He shouts “For Ireland!”…and pushes Johnson out of the plane.
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Bensham33
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"My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive."
Boris Johnson.
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Boris Johnson.
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Up the Palace
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Doctor: I have bad news for you ... it is terminal and you can only be expected to live for 10 ....
Patient: What do you mean? 10 what? years? months? weeks? *gulp* days?
Doctor: Nine
Patient: What do you mean? 10 what? years? months? weeks? *gulp* days?
Doctor: Nine
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Stephen
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My wife was looking at an evening dress in an expensive shop,
"It's beautiful, isn't it?" she said.
"Yes, " I replied, "I wonder if they have it in your shape. "
"It's beautiful, isn't it?" she said.
"Yes, " I replied, "I wonder if they have it in your shape. "
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Kendhni
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I came in from work and realised the wife had created a roaring fire ... I was livid, we don't have a fireplace.