Cruise Community Nativity

[oldbluefox]

Just for fun so let's keep it light-hearted.............

If you were casting for the Cruise Community Nativity who would you cast for the various parts?

I reckon David would make a good King Herod.

(Can I have a rest from being the back end of the donkey!!!)

[Frank Manning]

No OBF Dark Nightie should be King Herod, David should be the Chief Shepherd, GillD for Mary, and you can be one of the wise men. I'll be the ass in the stable! Silver Shiney for the Seraph.

[GillD46]

I was Mary once when I was about 6 - but very nice of you to think me so virtuous

[Mervyn and Trish]

As an official TBM perhaps I should be a King and bring Gold (or at least a donation of sufficient Bethlehem points to qualify for Gold status in the Nazareth loyalty scheme!)

That way JC will get priority use of the tenders to save all that walking on water stuff and 10% off the bill for the loaves and fishes!

[Dark Knight]

Finding 3 wise men and a virgin on here would be a Xmas miracle in it's self

I actually played King Herod 3 times in the school nativity, my first born slaying went down in school history

[Not so ancient mariner]

Finding 3 wise men and a virgin on here would be a Xmas miracle in it's self

I actually played King Herod 3 times in the school nativity, my first born slaying went down in school history

Now that's something that's not difficult to believe!!

[gfwgfw]

Finding 3 wise men and a virgin on here would be a Xmas miracle in it's self

I actually played King Herod 3 times in the school nativity, my first born slaying went down in school history

Kev

I have always considered you to be a very wise and rounded gentleman - sadly the other wise man gentleman has jumped ship

Lubooo

Graham x

[suespud]

Errrrrr errrrrr don't think there were any red haired..fiery tempered(hungover ).outspoken bitches involved. So I'm out

[Kenmo1]

Errrrrr errrrrr don't think there were any red haired..fiery tempered(hungover ).outspoken bitches involved. So I'm out

I'm sure they could find you a very good part in a Christmas panto, instead.

Maureen

[Meg 50]

Errrrrr errrrrr don't think there were any red haired..fiery tempered(hungover ).outspoken bitches involved. So I'm out

the innkeeper?

[david63]

Errrrrr errrrrr don't think there were any red haired..fiery tempered(hungover ).outspoken bitches involved. So I'm out

the innkeeper?

... or his wife

[oldbluefox]

We're still looking for the back end of the donkey, Sue!!!

[Mervyn and Trish]

I presume this is a PC production in which Jesus's parents will be a same sex couple (Mary and Josephine), his virgin birth will be as a result of IVF, and there will be three Queens mincing into the stable at some point!

[Meg 50]

why not Mario and Joseph?

[oldbluefox]

[Mervyn and Trish]

why not Mario and Joseph?

Might make any sort of birth tricky!

[oldbluefox]

Mary and Josephine then.

[Dark Knight]

Given how PC this is
I suspect any reference to the ethnicity of the 3 wise men will be redacted
also I suspect Mary and Josephine will have been on benefits and got IVF off the state, this will also help when they have a few more to sell on to the likes of Elton John or to get a bigger stable paid for by the Romans

[Meg 50]

3 wise women:

They would have asked directions ...
arrived on time ...
helped deliver the baby ...
cleaned the stable ...
brought practical gifts ...
and made a casserole

As they left, they would have said.....


"Did you see the sandals that Mary was wearing with that gown?"
"Did you see that Drummer boy, he can beat my drum anytime!"
"I heard that Joseph isn't even working right now!"
"And that donkey they are riding has seen better days too!"
"Want to bet on how long it will take before you get your casserole dish back?"
"That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph"
"Virgin, my *%@$! I knew her at school!"

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'd assumed the three wise men would have been replaced by three social workers.

And you can't call it a donkey. It's just educationally challenged.

And as for no room at the inn. Didn't it occur to them to book on line?

[Dark Knight]

the 3 gifts will be

A 20 pack of Bensons
a 6 pack of high strength cider
and a half ounce of weed

[Keechy]

In the original, the three wise men were called Magi. What are the chances of that - three blokes all with a woman's name?

[Meg 50]

In the original, the three wise men were called Magi. What are the chances of that - three blokes all with a woman's name?

nothing wrong with Maggie, Mags and Margy......

[Not so ancient mariner]

I'd assumed the three wise men would have been replaced by three social workers.

And you can't call it a donkey. It's just educationally challenged.

And as for no room at the inn. Didn't it occur to them to book on line?

It was Christmas - so no wonder the inn was full

[Stephen]

I'll look after the Gold