Ladies Who Chat(and men of course)

[Wina G]

Oops, looks like I'll have to go & get changed too if I want to post on here

[Romig1]

Oops, looks like I'll have to go & get changed too if I want to post on here

I do hope that our secret habit of being naturists at home doesn't affect our participation?

Cocktail sausage anybody?

[Wina G]

I do hope that our secret habit of being naturists at home doesn't affect our participation?
Cocktail sausage anybody?

I said get changed, NOT get dressed

[Dancing Queen]

Only joking Wina

[Debbie W]

Chicken and potatoes are roasting nicely in the oven, just the tuna to griddle now. Mmmmm

[Dark Knight]

just back from the gym and I am not taking of my jogging bottoms as my bum is sweaty

[Romig1]

just back from the gym and I am not taking of my jogging bottoms as my bum is sweaty

You need to wedge a sweat-band up there!

[Dark Knight]

I dont want to squeak on the settee

[suespud]

Well the dress code wasnt too good tonight
But it is the first night.... I expect better tomorrow !!!!

[Redrosegirlie]

I'm in my pyjamas because I am convalescing after foot surgery. Can I still join?

[suespud]

Are they matching?? And are your slippers or slipper...as the case may be, ..co-ordinating?

Hope you get better soon

[Redrosegirlie]

Oh yes of course they are co-ordinating. Lots of pinks and purples going on! (Apart from the big ugly black surgical boot!)

[Silver_Shiney]

just back from the gym and I am not taking of my jogging bottoms as my bum is sweaty

too much information.....

[Silver_Shiney]

Can cross dressers join in?

No, you've got to be in a good mood

[Dark Knight]

so , if given premisson from your better half, who would be on you to do list
only for fun

Kelly Brook and Lucy Pinder ..............please

[suespud]

George Michael....if he wasn't gay

[Dancing Queen]

Gary Barlow

[Redrosegirlie]

Daniel Craig (As James Bond)

[Jan Rosser]

George Clooney please xxx

[Silver_Shiney]

Many years ago, I was sitting in the NAAFI having a pint with my mates, when I heard a girl at the next table bemoaning to her girlfriends about the treatment she'd received from her now ex-boyfriend. Sobbing into her G&T (or whatever) she exclaimed "From now on, I'm looking after Number One!"

I turned round and said "That's very kind of you, my dear, allow me to finish my drink and I will go and fetch my laundry for you."

She went ballistic.

Now, gentlemen, can any of you please help me understand what it was that I said that caused such a reaction?

[oldbluefox]

Not got a clue Shiney. It sounded perfectly reasonable to me.

[Dancing Queen]

Ha Ha SS, I thought you were going to say ...that girl is now your wife

Actually I think you were let off rather lightly if it had been me ( in my younger days of course when I was quite feisty ) I would have calmly walked over and emptied your pint over your head

[Silver_Shiney]

No, Jo, this was before I met the Lady C.

My opening line to her was "can I have your chequebook please?" (I needed her bank details in order to set up her salary payments and most people out of training didn't have a clue about sort codes and account numbers, so it was easier to just get the chequebook and get the information from that. How was I to know her father was a bank manager?)

[Dancing Queen]

Love it SS that was some "chat up line"

Actually you've just given me an idea for a new thread

[Silver_Shiney]

Don't tell me, Jo, "how did you meet your other half"?

It was actually quite handy having a bank manager for a FIL.... "you bounce my cheque, I kick your daughter out!"

(okay, okay, I know, I'm going to get a slap)