The Children's Off Topic Thread

Unread post by **Stephen** » 17 Jun 2017, 21:41

Nothing that traction won't cure

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 17 Jun 2017, 21:55

No more than he deserves

18 Jun 2017, 22:01

He always wanted to be a few inches taller anyway.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 19 Jun 2017, 07:57

....and longer

Unread post by **qbman1** » 19 Jun 2017, 10:32

You back at Mud Central yet ?

Unread post by **Stephen** » 19 Jun 2017, 16:24

No, still in the Devon tropics until Friday. A scorcher all week

Unread post by **qbman1** » 19 Jun 2017, 16:26

In that case - best to avoid nude sunbathing whilst the uv levels are so high

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 19 Jun 2017, 17:03

G&T tonight ok?

Unread post by **Stephen** » 20 Jun 2017, 08:09

Nice of you Merv, thanks very much.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 20 Jun 2017, 08:25

Been waiting outside Cubie's house all night. Lights off. Curtains pulled. Gate locked. Large dog loose in garden. Is this normal?

Unread post by **Jan Rosser** » 20 Jun 2017, 08:38

Mervyn and Trish wrote: 20 Jun 2017, 08:25
Been waiting outside Cubie's house all night. Lights off. Curtains pulled. Gate locked. Large dog loose in garden. Is this normal?

He's probably hiding up his allotments

Unread post by **Stephen** » 20 Jun 2017, 16:55

Squatters in I reckon

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 20 Jun 2017, 20:07

I think they'd choose a better place......

Unread post by **qbman1** » 21 Jun 2017, 12:19

Been in Derbyshire. It's so drab - maybe 'cos it was a dull day or the dour colour of the building stone and everyone seems so miserable. It's tough oop norf

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 21 Jun 2017, 17:48

Try the Peak District rather than Belper next time .... just saying

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 21 Jun 2017, 20:02

Nooooo. Keep him safely south of Watford

Unread post by **Stephen** » 21 Jun 2017, 21:24

Steady on Merv, we do have some standards darn Souf

Unread post by **qbman1** » 22 Jun 2017, 09:18

Manoverboard wrote: 21 Jun 2017, 17:48
Try the Peak District rather than Belper next time .... just saying

It was Matlock. I'm sure Matlock Bath must have been the height of fashion at one time but now there are loads of "Biker Clearance" shops and I have never seen so many fish and chip "restaurants" in one place - I reckon 2 out of every 3 premises along the main drag

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 22 Jun 2017, 16:12

Saw a bus going to Headington today

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 22 Jun 2017, 16:18

Roll on the winter, I really am sick of salad ... just saying.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 22 Jun 2017, 16:21

Mervyn and Trish wrote: 22 Jun 2017, 16:12
Saw a bus going to Headington today

That's not unusual - we get ten or a dozen going past at a time ! Ridiculous - virtually all double-deckers and seldom any with more than 3 or 4 people on board.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 22 Jun 2017, 16:39

Curry tonight.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 22 Jun 2017, 16:59

We just did the hop on hop off tours. Since Trish haso a dodgy knee at present the name is appropriate

Unread post by **Jan Rosser** » 22 Jun 2017, 18:06

Mervyn and Trish wrote: 22 Jun 2017, 16:12
Saw a bus going to Headington today

My friends live in Headington - now they would have welcomed you with a drink Merv - very sociable people

Unread post by **Stephen** » 22 Jun 2017, 20:16

a*se nick is a nice drink bloke so I've heard.

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