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Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Oct 2021, 08:34

It's Friday Fun Time

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Oct 2021, 08:35

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a Voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

I replied "No .."

She responded "How about now?"

Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Oct 2021, 08:37

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Oct 2021, 08:38

I got on a bus near Bond St tube station. I said to the driver "do you stop at the Dorchester".

He said "what, on my wages".

Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Oct 2021, 08:41

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Oct 2021, 08:42

I’ve just knocked seven bells out of my son after a call from the police telling me that he had stolen some pens from WH Smith.
I can’t believe that he could do that after the strict upbringing he has had and being taught right from wrong.

If only he had asked I could have brought him some home from the office.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Oct 2021, 10:04

Boris Johnson was spotted in Malaga Airport last night on his way back from his holidays in Marbella....

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Oct 2021, 10:09

British Airways tells crew not to refer to passengers as 'ladies and gentlemen' to celebrate 'diversity'.

RyanAir tells crew not to refer to passengers as sh*ts.

Unread post by **Ray Scully** » 15 Oct 2021, 11:11

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Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 15 Oct 2021, 17:21

At infants school, every time I was asked to stand in front of the class and speak, I wet my trousers………

…..That put an end to my teaching career.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 15 Oct 2021, 17:24

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Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 15 Oct 2021, 17:25

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Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 15 Oct 2021, 17:26

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Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 17 Oct 2021, 15:16

This morning I changed the GPS option to "Male".
Now it says "It's around here somewhere. Just keep driving".

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