It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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My wife yelled from upstairs and asked "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a Voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
I replied "No .."
She responded "How about now?"
I replied "No .."
She responded "How about now?"
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Stephen
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Stephen
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I got on a bus near Bond St tube station. I said to the driver "do you stop at the Dorchester".
He said "what, on my wages".
He said "what, on my wages".
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Stephen
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Stephen
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I’ve just knocked seven bells out of my son after a call from the police telling me that he had stolen some pens from WH Smith.
I can’t believe that he could do that after the strict upbringing he has had and being taught right from wrong.
If only he had asked I could have brought him some home from the office.
I can’t believe that he could do that after the strict upbringing he has had and being taught right from wrong.
If only he had asked I could have brought him some home from the office.
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Stephen
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Boris Johnson was spotted in Malaga Airport last night on his way back from his holidays in Marbella....
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Stephen
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British Airways tells crew not to refer to passengers as 'ladies and gentlemen' to celebrate 'diversity'.
RyanAir tells crew not to refer to passengers as sh*ts.
RyanAir tells crew not to refer to passengers as sh*ts.
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Ray Scully
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Ray Scully
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Mervyn and Trish
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At infants school, every time I was asked to stand in front of the class and speak, I wet my trousers………
…..That put an end to my teaching career.
…..That put an end to my teaching career.
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Mervyn and Trish
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oldbluefox
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This morning I changed the GPS option to "Male".
Now it says "It's around here somewhere. Just keep driving".
Now it says "It's around here somewhere. Just keep driving".