The Mega South

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[quote="Not so ancient mariner"]Careful now, you're beginning to sound like MM! [/quot

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You are simply a magical flatterer, if only I had the master man's massive wordsmith abilities

I would be an extremely happy bunnie with exotic watercress ju much reduced

. . . . and the most beneficial poster to this now slightly limp wristed confection

Luboo

Graham

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perhaps the cruise industy in the south, will provide free zimmers and scooters on board?

Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn dear Mr Darkwhatsit

Your posts are dragging this forum to the pits, make no mistake about that

You simply must seek advice to be more of an interesting punter to match your southern cousins inputs

. . . but I do luboo lots

Kindly

The very Understanding and Simpatico Giant

[Capt Black]

I'm just waiting for them to build a cruise terminal at the new (well not really) port at Coryton on the Thames estuary.

Mega easy access from the A13, which in turn is 10 minutes from the M25 and Dartford Crossing. Short taxi-ride from the nearest railway station which is just under an hour away from central London.

Oh, and mustn't forget, free parking on my mum's driveway a shorter cab ride away than the train station.

5 cranes in place now. Apparently another 5 to be installed.

[Gill W]

Don't some cruises already go from Tilbury? That'd be quite convenient for you, Capt Black

[Dark Knight]

Having researched this topic in more detail, it appears that the there will be a great number of cruise ships filled to the gunnels with economy draining pensioners, that will do nothing except circle the english channel
it is cheaper than putting them in care facilities, so the reason is plain ,as the oldies down south ,drain the economy even more than they do now, they will be shipped off to the channel, similar to the prison barges that filled the Thames in days of yore

so cheers up gfw, you wooden spoon will still work , when you are corralled aboard a floating care home also check with your loyal postperson this week as I have sent ypou a sense of humour

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Darkwhosit

Warm greetings from sunny rural Darzet

Methinks

You have been over indulging the bleedy magic mushrooms once again

Suggest your leave the forum until your head is clear

Currently you are just a rambling bumble bee

Still lubooo you lots

The Wise and Withit Giant

[Dark Knight]

dear largest member

Given the over use of your large wooden stirring spoon, whilst you while away your dotage, I have taken the liberty of ordering a replacement from Amazon, so you will continue to have something to do to with your over abundance of down time, whilst keeping your wrist occupied to boot.
Secondly I have also ordered some lip balm, so you do not suffer from chapped and dry lips after your next meeting with your long lost favourite wordsmith.
Perhaps he can advice you of his his current domicile, so you can form a cozy little twosome and that way you new extra large stirring spoon may last a tad longer than your current stirring implement?
and this current confection of which you are so disparaging can return to a more even keel once the stirring motion subsides
Give me regards to you wordsmith buddy, once you have removed your lips from his ...e

regards
Dark Knight

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Darkashell

Really . . . . . not worthy a retort

Still luboo though

The Very Understanding Giant

[Dark Knight]

Parry and riposte
Parry and riposte

mayhaps your blade is not as sharp as it used to be and has little or no edge left.
A sharpening of your wit may be in order or a better strategy

Felicitations
Dark One

[qbman1]

Why don't you two just get a room !!

[Dark Knight]

He already has a cosy little nest with MM

best they are left to themselves

[Silver_Shiney]

Are you alright, DK? Your usually witty responses are getting a bit sharp recently....

Just trying to demonstrate friendly concern

[qbman1]

Well, you know the old adage "Two's company.....three's kinky" !!

[Silver_Shiney]

Well, you know the old adage "Two's company.....three's kinky" !!

I wouldn't know. How do you know?

[Dark Knight]

SS
many thanks for your concern, I am fine, thank you.
Just the usual guff from the forum's bumkin, couched in yokel speak, nothing to worry about, sometime it just wears a bit thin when it is the same old same old, nothing more

[Not so ancient mariner]

A touch of 'cabin fever' setting in perhaps?

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SS
many thanks for your concern, I am fine, thank you.
Just the usual guff from the forum's bumkin, couched in yokel speak, nothing to worry about, sometime it just wears a bit thin when it is the same old same old, nothing more

Mr Deadlynightshade

Thank you for your very kind words

You have made a very old man and his ferrets - oh so happy

Lubooo lots make no mistake about that

Graham

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SS
many thanks for your concern, I am fine, thank you.
Just the usual guff from the forum's bumkin, couched in yokel speak, nothing to worry about, sometime it just wears a bit thin when it is the same old same old, nothing more

. . . . and slightly off thread

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. . . . . and it is a wonderful sunny day here in Poole Bay, the "weekenders" are arriving in droves from up north - and very welcomed they are make no mistake about that

[B52-2002]

. . . . . and it is a wonderful sunny day here in Poole Bay, the "weekenders" are arriving in droves from up north - and very welcomed they are make no mistake about that

Do you mean the Stag and Hen weekenders who never bothered with the P&O party cruises ???!!!!!

[Admiral of the Humber]

Wow, two of my favourite Forumeers being nasty to each other.....that's not nice chaps...be friends. Gosh you'll be falling out with Onelife next.

Regards
Rob aka the suprised and concerned AOTH

[Onelife]

Robbie...where you been buddy?

See what happens when you desert your old friends...GFW has a big cock and Darknighte has been trying to wring its bleeding neck

Messy ole business

Stick around Robbie we miss you.

Regards

Keefy

[Onelife]

Well, you know the old adage "Two's company.....three's kinky" !!

I wouldn't know. How do you know?

SS

Because he works the same patch as me

Please don't tell my wife I've said that...

Regards

Keith

[Silver_Shiney]

Well, you know the old adage "Two's company.....three's kinky" !!

I wouldn't know. How do you know?

SS

Because he works the same patch as me

Please don't tell my wife I've said that...

Regards

Keith

Okay but it will cost you.

My rates for silence are only reasonably extortionate.....

[Onelife]

Things are a little tight at the moment SS, I don’t suppose a box of Keefy’s finest chocolate will suffice?