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[Onelife]

D63 says he may consider making you a Vice Captain

No he didn't

This is disappointing especially having served as a backseat moderator and given sound advice on such things as politics, royalty and women for the past 9 years.

I think we should let the members decide

[Onelife]

Does that mean he's in charge of vice?

I'd have to turn the position down as it would mean I would have to grass on my good mate Stephen

[Stephen]

I went back 15,000 posts and there was deffo more than one where he was right-ish ...

15,000 posts?... In that case, can you tell David to pull his finger out and promote me to ‘Captain’ Onelife

They weren't all yours of course but D63 says he may consider making you a Vice Captain

......of road sweeping

[Stephen]

D63 says he may consider making you a Vice Captain

No he didn't

This is disappointing especially having served as a backseat moderator and given sound advice on such things as politics, royalty and women for the past 9 years.

I think we should let the members decide

I've decided. You haven't served your time yet. Once you've served 16 years like wot I av on the old P&O forum and here then we may consider a slight promotion. Until then....it's back on your broom.

[Stephen]

Does that mean he's in charge of vice?

I'd have to turn the position down as it would mean I would have to grass on my good mate Stephen

It was all a misunderstanding..........and never proven

[towny44]

D63 says he may consider making you a Vice Captain

No he didn't

This is disappointing especially having served as a backseat moderator and given sound advice on such things as politics, royalty and women for the past 9 years.

I think we should let the members decide

That might turn out even more contentious than the last referendum.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Does that mean he's in charge of vice?

I'd have to turn the position down as it would mean I would have to grass on my good mate Stephen

It was all a misunderstanding..........and never proven

With quotes like that have you considered a job as Prime Minister?

[Onelife]

15,000 posts?... In that case, can you tell David to pull his finger out and promote me to ‘Captain’ Onelife

They weren't all yours of course but D63 says he may consider making you a Vice Captain

......of road sweeping

I was looking for a promotion, not going back to my old job.

[Stephen]

I'd have to turn the position down as it would mean I would have to grass on my good mate Stephen

It was all a misunderstanding..........and never proven

With quotes like that have you considered a job as Prime Minister?

Nah, I couldn't take all the late night parties.

[Mervyn and Trish]

You mean you don't like working late surely?

[Stephen]

I don't like working full stop

[Mervyn and Trish]

You're right. Work is a dirty word. Come to think of it, it's a four letter word. Should not be used in polite society. Or here.

[Ray B]

You are correct. We await your apology Sir Merv.

[Stephen]

The executioners phone number is at the ready on speed dial

[Mervyn and Trish]

Sorry it was an autocorrect error. I meant to type good lie down.

[Kendhni]

Good to see the Ukrainians taking at least part of the fight to the old commie homeland.
Strategic strikes on the commie infrastructure should start teaching those that have been gullible enough to believe Putins fake news.

[Onelife]

Good to see the Ukrainians taking at least part of the fight to the old commie homeland.
Strategic strikes on the commie infrastructure should start teaching those that have been gullible enough to believe Putins fake news.

Hi Ken, can you provide the link as I'm struggling to catch up on this one.

[david63]

I think that it is about time that a Ukrainian missile "accidentally" went off course and hit the Kremlin (preferably when Putin was there)

[towny44]

I think that it is about time that a Ukrainian missile "accidentally" went off course and hit the Kremlin (preferably when Putin was there)

That's one hell of a journey for a battlefield weapon.

[Onelife]

I think that it is about time that a Ukrainian missile "accidentally" went off course and hit the Kremlin (preferably when Putin was there)

If that were to happen then I would stop denouncing that there isn't a God.

Its beyond words what is happening In Ukraine.

[Kendhni]

Good to see the Ukrainians taking at least part of the fight to the old commie homeland.
Strategic strikes on the commie infrastructure should start teaching those that have been gullible enough to believe Putins fake news.

Hi Ken, can you provide the link as I'm struggling to catch up on this one.

Went searching for you but the only links I am seeing today are behind paywalls. Basically Ukraine sent a few missiles to blow up some Russian fuel depots (I think one may have been in Moldova).

Ah, found a link
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... raine.html

[Kendhni]

I think that it is about time that a Ukrainian missile "accidentally" went off course and hit the Kremlin (preferably when Putin was there)

Ideally sent right up his commie jacksie.
They don't like it up them you know.

Sputem has been dishing it out and lying to his people, it is about time that a bit of reality was sent to Russia.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I see his attack dog is threatening WW3 again if the West keeps on interfering.

[Onelife]

Thanks Ken, loved the report

[Onelife]

It sounds as if Germany have finally come out of their bunkers and are to supply Ukraine with 50 Gepard tanks.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... -Kyiv.html