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[Onelife]

That really good news Stephen, for the Doctors and nurses.

[Whynd1]

Excellent news, Mrs S will be pleased to have you back.

Lindsey

[david63]

Mrs S will be pleased to have you back

Are you sure about that? I heard that Mrs S was paying them to keep him in

[Jan Rosser]

Good news Stephen - nothing like sleeping in your own bed - sweet dreams

[Stephen]

I must admit I thought the discharge service was a little unusual, with gentle pushing by one person while the others were packing my bag and filling out the discharge letter while we were walking at a rather brisk pace towards the exit.

It must have been someone’s birthday on the ward, as once I was the other side of the ward doors there was an eruption of clapping and I could see a cake appear on the scene.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Probably one of Boris's spares.

[Ray B]

Really good news Stephen, hope it will not take long for a full recovery.

[Manoverboard]

So ... are you on blood thinners and crutches, also, can you climb the stairs ?

[Ray B]

He couldn't last time.

[Stephen]

So ... are you on blood thinners and crutches, also, can you climb the stairs ?

No blood thinners now, no crutches. Ropes and picks to climb stairs

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm posting this discretely, hoping noone else will notice, especially Mrs S, but is Urosepsis a posh name for what they used to call the clap?

[Stephen]

I'm posting this discretely, hoping noone else will notice, especially Mrs S, but is Urosepsis a posh name for what they used to call the clap?

[Onelife]

I'm posting this discretely, hoping noone else will notice, especially Mrs S, but is Urosepsis a posh name for what they used to call the clap?

He preferred to call it chickenpox until his willie fell off

[Ray B]

I'm posting this discretely, hoping noone else will notice, especially Mrs S, but is Urosepsis a posh name for what they used to call the clap?

Just reading your post, almost choked on my cup of tea. Very funny

[Mervyn and Trish]

Crikey, three replies. Did I say that out loud? Oops.