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[Mervyn and Trish]

Sounds like his usual breakfast.

[Silver_Shiney]

I saw a "greasy spoon" in an indoor market in Doncaster a few years. If you ate everything on the menu within 90(?) minutes, you had it for free.

[Mervyn and Trish]

But if it took you 91 minutes it presumably cost you an arm and a leg!!!

[Silver_Shiney]

...or couldn't finish it at all... I seem to recall it was around £15, but I could well be mistaken. It was a good ten years ago.

[Not so ancient mariner]

There is one major flaw with Yorkshire - it is on the wrongside

The Lancastrians think they live on the better side of t'Pennines. Yorkshire folk say that's just a typo for wetter!!

[Mo2013]

There is one major flaw with Yorkshire - it is on the wrongside

The Lancastrians think they live on the better side of t'Pennines. Yorkshire folk say that's just a typo for wetter!!

[Mo2013]

For anyone interested in the history of the Duke of Devonshire.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_of_Devonshire

Thank you.

[Mo2013]

There is one major flaw with Yorkshire - it is on the wrongside

How very dare you - it's God's own county
I challenge you to a war

That's fine by me - we won the last one

Er, just because you won the last one ....... al meet you at top 'o Pennines next Tuesday

[Mo2013]

Lady Gaga - daughter saw her when she supported Take That at Wembley - brilliant but I suspect she didn't call herself Lady Gaga for nowt

[qbman1]

There is one major flaw with Yorkshire - it is on the wrongside

How very dare you - it's God's own county
I challenge you to a war

That's fine by me - we won the last one

Er, just because you won the last one ....... al meet you at top 'o Pennines next Tuesday

Handbags at dawn....

[Mo2013]

David uses a handbag ???????

[qbman1]

I thought everyone knew. He calls it a "man-bag" but we all know really.....!

[Mo2013]

I thought everyone knew. He calls it a "man-bag" but we all know really.....!

I see........ well he'd better bring some proper weapons t' Pennines, not a man-bag ! Who knows what might be in it !

[qbman1]

I guess you'll have "muck" and "brass" in yours then ?!

No stereotyping here again !!

[Not so ancient mariner]

Unlikely. In Yorkshire their 'brass' is kept firmly under lock & key!!!

washers maybe............!

[Mo2013]

I guess you'll have "muck" and "brass" in yours then ?!

No stereotyping here again !!

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quote="Not so ancient mariner"]Unlikely. In Yorkshire their 'brass' is kept firmly under lock & key!!!

washers maybe............![/quote]

Guffaw - or moths - anyhow what's in my bag is for me to know and you to ponder about - anyway I told you, proper weapons not bags - although a few washers might stop David in his tracks .....

[david63]

There is one major flaw with Yorkshire - it is on the wrongside

How very dare you - it's God's own county
I challenge you to a war

That's fine by me - we won the last one

Er, just because you won the last one ....... al meet you at top 'o Pennines next Tuesday

Sorry can't make it on Tuesday - prior engagement

[Romig1]

There is one major flaw with Yorkshire - it is on the wrongside

The Lancastrians think they live on the better side of t'Pennines. Yorkshire folk say that's just a typo for wetter!!

Either that, or is the "bitter" side. Bitter cos they ain't Yorkshire of course.

[Mo2013]

Er, just because you won the last one ....... al meet you at top 'o Pennines next Tuesday

Sorry can't make it on Tuesday - prior engagement

Oh yeah? Name your time and place oh inferior Red one

[Mervyn and Trish]

Now look here Northern folk. We don't want to start the War of the Roses II, which is what this thread seems to be degenerating into.

We are digressing seriously from the original post, in fact I'm surprised the Moderators haven't started slapping wrists.

Surely the proper purpose of this thread is to slag off the Bat? Now lets get back to it. Thank you.

[Silver_Shiney]

Surely the proper purpose of this thread is to slag off the Bat? Now lets get back to it. Thank you.

It is not right to slag someone off who is not here to respond.

However, it is the safest way of doing it, and it's good fun.

Let round two commence <ding ding>

[Manoverboard]

... in fact I'm surprised the Moderators haven't started slapping wrists

Now don't you fret, we are completely on top of this one and will be deleting stuff every which way should it be Rottweiler inclined ... oh yes

[Silver_Shiney]

... in fact I'm surprised the Moderators haven't started slapping wrists

Now don't you fret, we are completely on top of this one and will be deleting stuff every which way should it be Rottweiler inclined ... oh yes

spoilsports....

[Mo2013]

Now look here Northern folk. We don't want to start the War of the Roses II, which is what this thread seems to be degenerating into. We are digressing seriously from the original post, in fact I'm surprised the Moderators haven't started slapping wrists. Surely the proper purpose of this thread is to slag off the Bat? Now lets get back to it. Thank you.

Excuse me for having a bit of fun.

[oldbluefox]

Now look here Northern folk. We don't want to start the War of the Roses II, which is what this thread seems to be degenerating into. We are digressing seriously from the original post, in fact I'm surprised the Moderators haven't started slapping wrists. Surely the proper purpose of this thread is to slag off the Bat? Now lets get back to it. Thank you.

Excuse me for having a bit of fun.

Shame about that, Mo. There's you all covered in wode and no battle to go to. It may be a bit windy and cold for David. Battles off for today.