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Morning All ~~~ :) ~~~

by Stephen » 19 Aug 2016, 08:25

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

Daddy what is a transvestite?

Ask Mummy, he knows.

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Posh, ME.....get ouderovit

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Last post by Stephen
20 Aug 2016, 11:55
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by Stephen » 12 Aug 2016, 08:32

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

Hillary Clinton decided to send Donald Trump a letter to let him know how she felt about him. Trump opened the letter and...

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Do keep up then

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Last post by Stephen
17 Aug 2016, 17:13
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by Stephen » 05 Aug 2016, 06:28

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It's Friday fun time from Southampton :D

Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you...

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A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably...

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Last post by towny44
05 Aug 2016, 16:24
Monrin' all (stand-in)

by Silver_Shiney » 29 Jul 2016, 09:04

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A guy goes to the doctor about a stomach ache and the doctor can't help but notice that the guy has a black eye. At the end of the consultation, he...

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:D :D :D

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Last post by Mervyn and Trish
01 Aug 2016, 17:26
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by Stephen » 22 Jul 2016, 08:28

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Last post by qbman1
22 Jul 2016, 14:05
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by Stephen » 15 Jul 2016, 08:41

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily.

'Where have ye been...

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Well the remaining 18 inches should be adequate. Get well soon

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Last post by Mervyn and Trish
16 Jul 2016, 19:54
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by Stephen » 08 Jul 2016, 08:27

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It's Friday Fun Time :wave:

A newly wed Italian girl asks her mother for advice on what she should do on her wedding night.

The mother replies,...

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My grandson said grandad, when are you going to make a noise like a frog. Why I asked him to which he replied that his dad had said when grandad...

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Last post by colin parry
08 Jul 2016, 21:24
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by Stephen » 01 Jul 2016, 08:33

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

I have outlived my feet and my teeth, I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer...

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I was about to copy that to my DIL but then remembered she's voting for Trump :o

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Last post by Silver_Shiney
01 Jul 2016, 17:18
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by Stephen » 24 Jun 2016, 08:22

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

My mate died after taking an E.

Countdown's security staff don't pi** about.

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It's just a joke Ray. No racism at all intended.

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Last post by Stephen
25 Jun 2016, 16:29
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by Stephen » 17 Jun 2016, 07:22

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

A food bank for Koreans has been opened up near us.

You can hear the barking and yelping for miles around.

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Keeping on theme.

A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.

She Asks her students to raise their hands if they too, are...

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Last post by Stephen
17 Jun 2016, 14:55
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by Stephen » 10 Jun 2016, 08:44

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.

Then we met.

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Last post by Mervyn and Trish
12 Jun 2016, 21:43
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by Stephen » 03 Jun 2016, 08:35

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, What's wrong?

She says, My mom died.

He told her to go home, but she...

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Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat...

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Last post by Silver_Shiney
09 Jun 2016, 14:22
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by Stephen » 27 May 2016, 08:31

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

A scouser is on holiday in Arizona USA. He's staying in a remote frontier type town and walks into a bar .

He orders his...

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That's what I like - a bit of adaptability. One size fits all?

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Last post by oldbluefox
29 May 2016, 22:40
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by Stephen » 20 May 2016, 08:32

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition going, everyone got drunk and the bride and groom's...

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A 7 yr old and a 4 yr old are in their bedroom.

The 7 yr old looks at his brother and says, I think it's time we start swearing.

The brother nods...

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Last post by Stephen
20 May 2016, 17:19
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by Stephen » 13 May 2016, 07:12

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

Prince Charles decided to take up jogging. Every day, when in London, he would jog past a hooker standing on the street...

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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
Hello.
Mrs Sanders, please.
Speaking
Mrs Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Stafford...

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Last post by oldbluefox
13 May 2016, 08:58
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by Stephen » 29 Apr 2016, 08:32

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

My girlfriend says she doesn't trust me.

I guess that's just one more thing she has in common with my wife.

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I'm thinking of patenting my new rat trap!

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Last post by qbman1
11 May 2016, 11:54
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by Stephen » 06 May 2016, 07:39

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

A man in Brussels walks into a library and asks for a book about UKIP.

The librarian says, Get the f*** out.

The man...

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Gregory the Hunter walks into the game park bar accompanied by his mate Felix the Lion.

“Pint for me and a Masai for the lion please,” he orders....

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Last post by Stephen
06 May 2016, 15:44
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by Stephen » 22 Apr 2016, 08:21

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

I painted my computer black so it would run faster. Now it doesn't work.

Then I painted my computer white so it would...

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After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 400 years and came to the conclusion...

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Last post by Stephen
22 Apr 2016, 15:08
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by Stephen » 15 Apr 2016, 07:32

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said, Good legs.
The girl giggled and said, Do you...

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Here's the story...................
Its still hard to believe the way it turned out.
My wife said she wanted a ride-on lawn mower.
She works all...

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Last post by oldbluefox
18 Apr 2016, 12:21
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by Stephen » 08 Apr 2016, 09:02

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut.

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Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation...

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Last post by Ray Scully
08 Apr 2016, 20:29
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by Stephen » 01 Apr 2016, 07:13

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

The Dead Dog

There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere. One morning she woke up,...

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I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

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Last post by qbman1
07 Apr 2016, 11:02
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by Stephen » 25 Mar 2016, 08:32

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his toy train as his father cooked dinner.

Little Johnny stopped the train...

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I SUSPECT EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He...

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Last post by oldbluefox
26 Mar 2016, 15:52
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by Stephen » 18 Mar 2016, 06:31

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his...

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Murphy applied for a fork lift operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin.
A Norwegian applied for the same job and since both applicants...

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Last post by oldbluefox
19 Mar 2016, 14:00
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by Stephen » 11 Mar 2016, 08:20

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

Five Scotsmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: It...

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An Englishman stops Paddy for directions... Excuse me pal, what's the quickest way to Dublin?

Paddy says Are you on foot or in the car?

The...

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Last post by Stephen
11 Mar 2016, 16:52
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

by Stephen » 04 Mar 2016, 08:22

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

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NICE TA SEE THE FLYING SCOTSMAN PASSING THROUGH BRADFORD

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A pregnant woman from Dublin is involved in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that...

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Last post by Not so ancient mariner
08 Mar 2016, 22:47

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